Monday, 4 August 2014

Hvar? á Íslandi? in Iowa City?

Hvar? á Íslandi? in Iowa City?

Where am I? In Iceland? in Iowa City?

Sky is gray, a uniform gray.  CHECK.
Trying-to-rain rain.  CHECK.
Slightly, but only just, chilly.  CHECK.
Desperately needing coffee as everyone is.  CHECK.

This is my last post on my trip to Iceland, meaning, I'm back in Iowa City (not however, I'm home) and this'll be my last Embers and Meltwater post.  Last in that since I'm back, there'll be no adventures to write about in the future sense.
Only an acknowledgement page ought be added.

However, there're a lot of adventures and photographs and videos I need to catch up on and post, and they'll be inserted somewhere in that timeline in Iceland.  If you're following along, you'll get those posts or notification emails.  If not, check back.  I've been told the photographs I've taken were amazing.  (Thanks, Rolf, for the use of your Nikon; it made quite a difference!!)



I visited Ingólfshöfði, an isolated cape on the south coast of Iceland.  Here Viking Ingólfur Arnarson first discovered Iceland, ~871 CE.  Most Icelanders are Celtic stock (Irish), as I am, and a strong case can be made that I'm related :-).  My proper Icelandic patronymic is Benjamín Ingólfsson, of which I'm quite proud ;-)  Why I'm confused, am I back home?, or just back in Iowa City?....







 



Takk...

Very Special Thanks...

Rolf Turk
Steven Berge
Carey Schillig
Martina and Jón Tómasson, airbnb.is, Norður-Hvammur, Vík

Helen María Bjornsdóttir, localguides.is, Hofsnes
Björg Árnadóttir, Bjarni Guðmundsson, & Bríet Rún Ágústsdóttir, siadv.is, Hvolsvöllur

and many thanks also to

Marcia Bellendier
Eddie Etsey
Magnús Svein, bluecarrental.is, Keflavík
Jóhann Halldórsson, airbnb.is, Reykjavík
Seltjarnarness Sundlaug, Suðurstönd
Vesturbæjarlaug, Hofsvallagata
Sundlaug, Vík
Sundlaug Hafnar, Höfn
Halldór Bjarnason, Lilián Pineda, & Flavio from Catania, fljostunga.is, Reykholt
Ingi Þór Jónsson, Heilsustofnun NLFÍ, Hveragerði
Marta, mountainguides.is, Skógar
Trausti Ísleifsson and Guðmann Ísleifsson, hólasport.is, Kirkjubæjarklaustur
Skaftafell Visitor's Centre
Matthildur Unnur Þorsteinsdóttir, localguides.is, Hofsnes
Pakkhús Restaurant, Höfn
Sigurður Ólafsson, Stafafell Guesthouse, Lónsöræfi
Jónas "Jonni" G Sigurðsson, mountainguides.is, Skaftafell
Georg Hólm, Sigur Rós
Ólafía Kristjánsdóttir, Reykjavík Ink, Frakkastígur, Reykjavík
Handprjónasamband Íslands, Reykjavík
Súfistinn bokkakaffi, Laugarvegur, Reykjavík
Tíu dropar, Laugarvegur, Reykjavík




Sunday, 3 August 2014

Tíu Dropar

Tíu Dropar

My last day in Reykjavík, my last day in Iceland, was going to be low-key, I had no choice in that matter.  I have to admit, I was exhausted.  I didn't want to think about I'm leaving in the morning.  I didn't want to leave and I was too exhausted to think I'm leaving in the morning.

I'd arrived by air back to the capital in the later morning, from Vestmannaeyjar, refresht and not hung over from excess, clear-headed from an early walk on the docks that were all clean and washt down, or so I thought, since there was missing the rank of a fishing port, a familiar smell, and a smell I wouldn't have turned me off; the sea has a smell, and (I cannot believe this opportunity has been laid in my lap, I get to quote that, apropos of nothing) every port has its own name for the sea.  Vestmannaeyjar's name for the sea is what?  Someone write and let us all know.

I'd say the the town was quiet asleep still this morning except that's how it was in mid-afternoon yesterday; like a Sunday.  Today is Sunday.  I counted the pairs of shoes in the hall before I left the guesthouse and they added up to no scores, explaining the good night's sleep.  Let's not temper the reputation of Þjóðhátíð though. I hoped, for the teenagers' sakes, that the festival was not a bust for them.  Dan hit it on the nail, Oh the hormones.  I could've given up a some of a bit of good night's sleep if it meant oh god, at least someone's happy tonight.  I did have ear plugs.

At the docks I caught sight of the Norwegian church donated to the town after The Catastrophe.  I was about to walk over and confirm it was one of those rough-hewn timber churches, and for a small congregation, and the timber again and again over the years painted in tar to prevent rot.  As I'd seen in Norway as a boy.  I was about to wander over and check it out, and then decided, it was just too far to get there.  About two blocks.

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Gray on gray


I'm in Reykjavík in the late morning, and it was busier, but tourist busier.  I took a seat at the window of a restaurant across from Hallgrímskirkja.  The cathedral is the landmark of the city.  If its not apparent, the Icelandic architect Guðjón Samúelsson used a very Icelandic organic aspect of the land to design it.  The facade of the church mimics the basalt columns found near everywhere.  Well done.  I'm reminded that there is a Sunday afternoon organ concert series, which I was keen to go to, now ambivalent about. 


Down Skólavörðustígur I passt an art gallery with strange Aggie Zed - like figures hanging in the window.  (I was glad they were closed.) 

On Laugarvegur I found my favorite café again, Súfistinn kaffihús and bookstore, to hang out in, I go because it's like an old friend.  I have no plans.  And don't intend to.  The address is Laugarvegur 18, Reykjavík 101. The "101" is an important point. It's the "in" zip code to live in, here in Reykjavík.  The café is a bookstore (bóka+kaffi), but I've only bought coffee or CDs.  (I saw a movie called Reykjavík 101, at Bíó Paradís. I, eh, well, never got into it but stayed because it had so many stars.  I thought the way his musings about committing suicide was revolting and offensive, not funny.  I did hope they'd give the nameless baby's name "Pepsi".)  The barista remembers my having a lattè breve before, which he gladly put together again, and meanwhile I lookt it up in Wiki and was shockt to find it an entirely American invention, not Italian at all.  This isn't a complaint. (It's a lattè but made with Half-and-Half, not milk.)
I wrote a bit on some blog page that wasn't this one and on a last postcard I discovered addresst and with a stamp, but no personalized tailored story written on it.  On my list of addresses, everyone else had an "X", which, eh, doesn't mean anything does it?

I went to the concert when I noticed I had five minutes to get there and it was a 5 minute walk.  For some oblivious reason, I thought it would be a free concert. About the concert, and this is entirely a reflection of me, not the cathedral, its organ or its guest organist from France, ok, maybe because he was French had something to do with it, but as soon as the music began, I lost interest and couldn't follow the sound or the nuances of 5275 pipes playing and only found myself paying attention only at those last four chords played fortissimo possible e formata.  I don't think I hear it anymore.  Music, that is.  Ok, I'm lying a bit.  The Bach fugue was challenging and I enjoyed figuring it out.  I couldn't not hear the four last chords.  But everything else was a blur, even in the middle of a piece.  I've since come to the conclusion that had Skálmöld ("Lawlessness") played that organ, that heavy metal Viking band at Þjóðhátíð, the concert would've been evil.

I pickt up my luggage from storage, and grunted Barónsstigur Fimm ("5") to the taxi driver.  No please necessary, it's what I require, do it.  I used takk and  and nei a lot, but never please.  It took some time getting used to not saying please.  Note, I've given no translation.  There isn't one.   There's no please in Icelandic.  No please pass the salt, just pass the salt or you reach over the table and get it yourself.  No comment.  (I've reviewed every post on this blog and removed the word wherever I found it.)  Except to now wonder, whenever I used takk, did the Icelander know immediately I was a tourist?  I heard Icelanders use the word, but maybe only to or in the presence of tourists.  For them, maybe it's also an unnecessary word and invented just for us.  They say takk all the time, but don't mean it anymore than when a Brit says I'm sorry, but...  Of course, they must have a phrase for thanks for nothing.  


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Tíu Dropar Café



Since I did have nice city clothes and shoes, I dresst up for my last evening out and on Laugarvegur I discovered Tíu Dropar, its windows level with the sidewalk, and you step down into the kaffihús slash bar. I thought it a wine bar at first, had it been I'd've found another bar, but I saw the beer bottles.  It's not particularly crowded but will be.  Only one word to describe the bartender, Icelandic, long ash-blonde and wearing a blond fedora:  cool.  I askt about the Borgar brugghúss's bjórum lined up and numbered on a shelf, and ordered a Snorri Íslenska öl, Nr. 10an Icelandic ale.  I sit at a bar along side the street side, and enjoying looking up at the passing crowds enjoying looking down into the bar.  (It's a thing I've just noticed: I'm in my favorite café this afternoon writing this blog entry, just a few weeks after my visit; my café has a lots of natural light and serves both coffee and beer, and I've just brought back to my table an Iowa Pale Ale....)

At some point, the piped music was shut off, and there was live piano.  Cool. He played covers of familiar tunes and could do so with ease and the flourish of jazz.

After about an hour maybe, I askt the tender if the pianist took requests.  Yes, he did gladly.  So I sat down next to him, and askt if he wouldn't play Your Song by Elton John.  He was excited to, it was a favorite of his, and he'd play it next.  It's a favorite of mine, obviously, and as I sit here writing this, I ask myself why.  It's depressing is the only thing that comes to mind.

Well, he does play Your Song, takk, and I was secretly pleased that of his hour's playing, only one song elicited an applause of clapping.  Your Song.  And it was me that pickt the song!  I've never ever had an audience clap for a song that I was the person who requested the song to be played.  ME!  They were all clapping happily and appreciatively for his playing a song that I askt him to play.  That's just never happened to me before.

I didn't know how I was going to spend my one 1000 krónur note.  (The beers I had were always more than 1000 krónur.  Sigh.)  The entire trip was paid by a new card with the chip, and I only had cash before to pay for the tattoo ("20,000 krónur, in cash") and cash for the beer at Þjóðhátíð ("they'll serve the beer faster").

The piano player sat down with me, and I askt if I couldn't buy him a beer, but a perk of playing there was free beer.  He had a zillion times more talent than I.  Even though I'd studied near 12 years, I never could just sit down and play anything I'd ever heard.  I know I have no ear.  I don't remember anything else about the conversation, but was glad he gave me a few minutes, before he left to mingle with others there.

So what to do with a 1000 krónur note?  On the bar were two tip cups, one for "Better weather" and the other for "Cheaper beer".  I put it into the only cup that the note should go.

I didn't linger past 1 am, I'd had three beers but didn't feel pissed, and was in no hurry, as luggage was packt and I was ready to go, but not really ready to leave.    




Your Song
It's a little bit funny this feeling inside
I'm not one of those who can easily hide
I don't have much money but boy if I did
I'd buy a big house where we both could live

If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
Or a man who makes potions in a travelling show
I know it's not much but it's the best I can do
My gift is my song and this one's for you

And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind
 that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world

I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss
Well a few of the verses well they've got me quite cross
But the sun's been quite kind while I wrote this song
It's for people like you that keep it turned on

So excuse me forgetting but these things I do
You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue
Anyway the thing is what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen

And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind
 that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world

I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind
 that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world

Íslenskar Lopapeysur

Íslenskar Lopapeysur

I never gave a serious look at any of the "lopapeysur", these traditional circular-collared Icelandic sweaters found in outlet stores, one on every block of downtown Reykjavík's Laugavegur and Skólavörðustígur streets aka "Wool Street".

I'm unhappy wearing this.

I was so into looking for a perfect "lopapeysa" sweater along "Wool Street", the name Reykjavíkings have humorously christened their Laugavegur and Skólavörðustígur neighborhood, where most stores sell the most wonderful Icelandic sweaters and woollen stuff. I think I spent so much time looking I forgot to eat! (But not enough to forget to drink coffee! Priorities!)
I'm überhandsome. You could try.



I will admit I lookt for a hat, but only by request, not one for myself, and I'll let you know that it was a tedious and time-consuming chore.


I was firstly on the hunt for the perfect hat, not for myself but for someone who really loves hats, and found one right away, but I secretly (shhh!) continued to visit every store that sold woollen sweaters, hats, vests, scarves, blankets, shawls and I wanted them all, even though I was only supposed to be on a hat-hunt. 



Firstly, I shied away because they seemed to me only souvenirs for tourists. Expensive souvenirs for tourists, and I'd never wear one, as none seemed particularly attractive, and all had the one of four or five collar designs. Really? You're exaggerating, Ben. Ok, there were only three or four designs, tops.  Done in gray or white or black or sometimes green. There were pullovers, cardigans, and cardigans with hoodies. A few indistinguishable designs in four colors for three models. The number of the same choices was overwhelming.  Store to store, same to same. Lopa-overload. They really all lookt the same to me, maybe a compromised fusiform gyrus. Didn't anyone but me see this!!??? Every tourist on the street wearing one lookt the same!


THE iconic souvenir! CHECK. I'd already visited a number of countries and came home every time with the perfect souvenir, a Swiss cuckoo clock, a German beer stein, a French dishtowel, a Belgian lace doily, Dutch wooden clogs (also got a Van Gogh poster of Starry Night). CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK (CHECK)! These all were laid out proudly in the house but a lopapeysa was going to be different! It was something I could wear and be out in public with, and such a conversation starter it would be! "Yes! I've been to Iceland and was it so cool!" LOL! (Get it? Iceland is cool!) The number of designs! I couldn't keep track and was so lopa-overloaded, I laught so much at myself. And then went and got a coffee to calm down.



My real souvenirs will be obsidian, scoria, pumice, beach flotsam, hot Eldfell gravel, black basalt sands, and very long videos of ocean waves crashing over blue ice and waterfalls shushing loudly. Not bad really. Maybe a bottle of brennivín from duty-free too. A vile aquavit slash schnapps of caraway, aka black death, how morbid is that?  I was served a shot at Pakkhús in Höfn.   Skál.


All those rocks I collected are awesome, because they came from important geologic sites I visited, but they're nothing I can share and expect the same excitement that I have for them. But EVERYBODY loves Icelandic sweaters. I have to find the perfect one. I just love saying the word!  Lopapeysa! 'LOW pah pay sah!  Everybody says to get the other iconic souvenir, a bottle of brennivín, a vile aquavit slash schnapps of caraway, aka black death, how morbid is that? What'm I going to do? Drink it all and put an empty on the shelf? I don't think so.

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Skip to Þjóðhátíð.  Thousands of Icelanders there (from the papers, 25,000 persons attended in 2014), and I really feel it's nearly tourist-free because at a sing-along part of an evening, I didn't see anyone not singing along. I should mouth along I thought.  Recall that I saw everyone of every age there, families with children and babies in prams, lots of youngsters, lots of older youngsters, lots of couples, lots of grandparents.  And that's lots of singing and only in íslensku.  (It felt weird seeing teenagers belting out the songs that the middle-aged and grandfolk were belting out too.  It's unnatural, that kind of camaraderie amongst ages.)

I'll get to the point, now that I've properly painted a picture of the crowd, the Icelandic crowd: every third person was wearing a lopapeysa.  It's not a costume, it's what you wear on a cold evening.  And apparently, if I've read this correctly, the wool is particular to the island, of two fiber types and together they create a special wool yarn and a sweater that one is quite warm in.  Maybe that does explain why I never saw any Icelander at the festival wearing both a jacket and an sweater, but only the sweater.

Ok, they're überwarm but another explanation is that Icelanders are used to cooler weather 15ºC slash 50ºF is tops. Otherwise it's a heatwave. 0ºC slash 32ºF is bottoms, by the way.  Ok, it's a national bank holiday and they're all celebrating being Icelandic as it began as a national celebration of 1000 years since the Settlement, so they should be wearing lopapeysur.  You can take that view if you tend to be cynical about everything, sure, you're welcome to be.

So. Back in Reykjavík.  I have a revised view of all things woollen.  I'm lucky to come across Handprjónasamband Íslands, that is, The Handknitting Association of Iceland.  Because it's not a boutique store but a catastrophe.   A nightmare if you're looking for something particular, an adventure if you're on a lopa-hunt.



One point to be clear about, these are all hand-knitted. None are really the same size; if it's a size M, try on every size M in the stack, and ask if there are anymore downstairs.  One will be perfect.  I definitely wanted one with a hoodie, so that's a cardigan then.  Size M.  Everyone of one design I really liked did not fit, and neither did the size L of the same.  Then I found one I really liked even more, but it just hung on my body, there was nothing in the bottom hem to keep it snug.  Somewhere in the piles of unsorted and unfolded lopapeysur, was a perfect one with my name on it, it was just a matter of pulling all of a stack out and trying them all on and having someone find another exactly like this size M that I just found downstairs, just in case it fit better.  As there was little care to refold them and restack them, therein the catastrophe.

I'm happy wearing this.
I'm überhandsome, too.

There is one curious thing about lopaspeysur though.  They were first knitted in the 50s.  The 1950s.  They're not an ageless Icelandic traditional.  And the designs, originally from Greenland.

I came home with a lopapeysa and a bottle of brennivín and a lot of rocks and sand and gravel.







Überhandsome.
You don't agree?
Sigh. You still don't agree?















Þjóðhátíð: Part III

Þjóðhátíð: Part III

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I didn't find myself at the festival grounds until just before midnight.  Guess I wasn't much interested in the music after all or tired from the Eldfell hike.  But at midnight, I find the crowd huge.  And like me, all anticipating the grand fireworks to begin at midnight.   I walkt over to the beer tent first, and found that it wouldn't be open until midnight!  My watch said it's about 20 minutes before.  The German waiting there was disgusted and that rubbed off.  I wandered off to the main stage and here again, families with kids and infants in prams, and every age above that.  This was still a family-oriented crowd, and to keep things traditional, not a few stumbling about and tripping over themselves truly wasted.  Lots of Icelandic sweaters and lots lots more in fluorescent orange overalls like fishermen or firemen might wear, and I regret not asking why.

It was a long while before I wised up to why so many children were up past bedtime with their parents in tow, waiting for the fireworks to begin.  Hazard a guess yourself?  It doesn't get dark enough for fireworks until after midnight.  Walking over to the festival ground at 11:30, it was still too bright a twilight and it didn't register as too bright for fireworks.

I described the festival grounds as being in a natural amphitheatre, surrounded on three sides by enormously high slopes and higher cliffs above them.  Tonight I noticed a LOT more persons up there above The Wall.  Tiny dots of orange in the growing darkness.  Way high.  Way way high.  I didn't get it.  Hazard another guess?  

Promptly at midnight the first Roman candles were lit and the crowd roared in delight, and then the major fireworks were shot high into the air.  They actually didn't seem to go above the height of the cliffs, so the fireworks were contained in this bowl.  Three or more things notable.  Those person high high high on the slopes had this most excellent view of the fireworks.  They were exploding right in front of them! not above them!  They probably felt as if they were inside the explosions! WOW!  How bloody cool is that!?  

Secondly, the explosions as I said were completely inside the bowl of the festival grounds, so to triple the fun, we had massive echoes.  First the bomb blast of the firework, then immediately, the echo off the cliff behind, then the more MASSIVE echo on the cliffs behind us.  To be honest, it was scary at times, because it outdid any thunderstorm I'd ever been in ten-fold, AND, won't all that vibration cause a boulder to cleave off and roll and bounce down?  (I worry way too much.  Þor, God of Icelandic Thunder, save me or crush me with a tumbling boulder and get it over with.)   

I didn't want it to end, no one did of course, and it was just like fireworks at home, a constant finale and huge cheers from the crowd.  WE ALL LOVED IT!!! and screamed our delight and appreciation and clapped and whistled forever when it ended.  And so, there's an encore!  Wow!  Where does that happen?  Such a teasing!  I always feel I might be exaggerating, so let me just say honestly, that after the encore and a nice finish with excellent Roman candles and then lots of yells and whistling of appreciation again, we had another encore.  Did they know how to keep us enthralled or what?!

When I think about that evening or rather, early morning at Þjóðhátíð, what is the one thing that keeps me excited having experienced it?  The impossibly massive echoing through your bones thunder.  You can't record it, photograph it, describe it.  Through your bones shuddering crashing hide for dear life thunder.  True awe.





Saturday, 2 August 2014

Eldfell Diner

Eldfell Diner


The story of the eruption of Eldfell on the island of Heimay and the near destruction of Vestmannaejyar is too well documented and photographt to be repeated here.  Except to note that it began on my twelfth birthday and by that age anything volcanic was an obsession.  To me, it was clearly a war between mankind and nature, where there were no casualties, and yes, not to downplay the destruction and hardship on the people living there, no lasting damage to either party that can be thought of as controversial.  (Do we really need to go into examples where that battle has been indisputably lost by nature and there's never going back, it's simply unrecoverable?  Let's not.)

Hard work and sheer luck actually created a stronger Vestmannaeyjar fishing port and most of the population returned and cleaned up the place and except for a huge red mountain on the east side of the island and massive hraun, blocky basalt lavaflows now covered in thick green moss, is there little evidence to the average tourist of Eldfell's wrath. John McPhee, a favorite non-fiction writer of mine, has an excellent account of this in his book The Control of Nature. The tephra and ash has long been removed and the island is as lush as ever.  Save Eldfell itself.

I hiked up to the summit of Eldfell, some 200 meters, on a properly markt trail and got sidetrackt on a side trail that turned out to be a non-sanctioned shortcut up to the top.   It was climbing straight up and on a steep gravel sand dune, and only halfway up did I realize this wasn't the main trail.  I was winded but there was no going back.

At the top.  The sky was so blue and cloudless and the sun warm.  What a view!  I could see the mainland clearly, the cliffs of the plateau of the Eyjafjallajökull icecap on the right, the sandur and floodplain of the Markarfljót on the left and for the first time and very clearly and not crowned with a cloud, the lonely mountain Hekla, the most dangerous and disastrous volcano on the island.  Popular hiking there, an overdue eruption, a 30 minute warning tops.  (I kept the photo here "original size" so you could actually see the mountain.)
Lonely mountain in distance is Mt Hekla, finally a view of it not shrouded in clouds! 
Eldfell is a huge gravelly sand dune of red tephra and is quickly eroding, red with rust, and at the top, only a bit of hard lava stone capped the mountain.  I found it friable, parts easily broken off.  This will quickly erode into the red gravel too.  All in just 40 years. At the bottom of the mountain, both to the north toward the town and to the east to the sea, the black and gray and blocky and moss green hraun spread out evenly, not yet covered by the tephra gravel.  A clear demarcation if only by the color of the rock.

Of course, I was going to get a handful of the gravel, and dug in and scooped up one, and shook the sand out between my fingers.  Wow, this gravel is hot.  But it was dug up on the north side of a boulder.  But it never gets this hot in Iceland ever enough to warm this up.  But this gravel was hot enough to hardly hold in my hands very long.  But this was gravel just inches under the surface.  I was somewhat frightened to be honest.  This kind of under the surface heat I'd only come across while soaking in hot water streams, where you could scald your fingers if you dug down even half your hand.

Was I was really uninformed about Eldfell today and volcanoes and lava in general.  As it happens,  Vestmannaejyar gets all of its hot water, extracted from steam, from water that's percolated down from surface rain, heated from the still very very hot insides of the mountain.  It will be decades and decades before the core of Eldfell will be completely, if ever, cooled.  Lots of stories I found online: cooking brats in the gravel was the funniest.  Holding a 40°C stone found at the top was another, and countless other stories about how hot it is inside this now dormant? but it's not dormant but still very much active: an active volcano is one that has erupted in the last 10.000 years. This is a volcano 40 years after the eruption.  It could go off again at anytime.



On the way down from Eldfell, I came across a picture of the village before the eruption.  It wasn't taken at the same spot where the posted board was, so my picture doesn't quite match, but you should get an idea.  Everything of that part of the village you see is under 16 meters of hraun lava flow you see in the other picture, hraun now lush with moss and grass and purple lupine.  As the trail meanders through the hraun, every so often you come across a marker, to indicate that some meters or so below this spot is a house, giving its name, the names of all the inhabitants, their birthdates and deathdates, and those of their children born there and spouses and their children's children also born there, and their spouses as well, some of course were still living today.  Some markers had old photographs of the original inhabitants.  They hadn't died there, mind you, as no one died during this catastrophe; it was only a memorial of the place and the persons having lived there.  It felt awkward.   

All those funny after-the-fact wish-I'd-thought-of-that that one has.  I had the time to sit up on the top of Eldfell for an hour and just enjoy being in the warm sun and fantastic view, and wait for an egg I'd buried deep in the gravel to hard boil.

View from Eldfell, facing east.  Iron-rust Eldfell, green mossy hraun and the blue Gulf Stream.
The Gulf Stream hits Iceland dead on.  Heimaey Island never gets snow.



Þjóðhátíð: Part II

Þjóðhátíð Part II

The scandalous description of the Þjóðhátíð festival needs to be tempered.  As I walk to the festival grounds, I'm walking alongside a lot of people in their 20s, but alongside just as many prams, families and kids, retired folk, the lot.  And I definitely don't see a lot of teenagers on their own.  

What I do see and was surprised and shouldn't have been, was the number of the traditional Icelandic sweaters I saw, on perhaps a third of the crowd. This festival is in Iceland and for Icelanders.  Not a posted sign in any other language but Icelandic.   It's an interesting feeling, not having a clue.

  
Main stage.  
Behind it is the children's playground and putt putt. 

Tent city with streets and addresses.  
Locals rent them and invite you in to enjoy 
their company and food and drink and general good time. 

High above the festival grounds.
In the foreground, the tent city, stage and crowd to the right; 
in the back, with the tower, is the children's area 
and far above it on the hill behind is where we'll have a bonfire.

The festival grounds are in a natural amphitheater, a rounded out bowl of an ancient volcano that is impossibly high and no matter how noisy the music might get, the town on the other side won't hear any of it.  The grassy grounds rise steeply to rock cliffs way way up but still cliffs.  The kind of cliffs that now and again drop rocks which roll down the side.  And there's a boulder here and boulder there.  
The Wall in the background protecting the crowd from the boulders in the background. 


So there's The Wall.  A wall of stones, boulders all bound in wire, about a meter high. It blocks off the seating area from the mountainside, and behind it the slope rises very steeply.  A kind of break wall should any stone find itself falling off and rolling down the slope to join the party.  It's also the men's toilet. 

I leave at about 10:30 because I'm way underdresst and I'm freezing.  About this time of the evening it's a sing along which is kinda fun to watch and listen to, but I'm going back to put on a lot more clothes.

I return at midnight, just before the bonfire is lit.  On stage is a famous pop star in Iceland and everyone is nuts for it and singing along properly to every song as one does at any pop concert.  Then a red ball of fire comes flying in the air to the largest bonfire pile of wood possible.  It's a huge cube matrix of wood and the size of any house on your block.  I didn't bring a camera this time, and wouldn't have filmed any of it anyway.  It was way too cool watching this massive fire take over.  I thought I'd at least wait until the fire burnt out before I headed back, but at 3am it's still burning.  Fun to watch, it's on a hill, and now and again a large ember would tumble down the slope and light a fire.  This is all quite aways from the concert area, so there's not any fuss about putting these out.


Before, I was too cold to get a beer or anything else, but warmed up by the bonfire, I go get a Tuborg, and it's in a half-liter can.   I made sure I went on a completely empty stomach.  Along with my second beer, I order a hamborgari and franskar but forget to ask for kokkteilsósa to dip your fries into.  (It's not ketchup or mayonnaise, but a kind of bearnaise.)   No matter.  I go to the shelf around the tent where there are many abandoned hamborgari baskets, half-eaten hamborgari and lots more masht franskar on the floor.  Oh look!  More than one basket had a left-over cup of kokkteilsósa.  That I could dip my own fries into.  

I said that I could dip my own fries into.  I didn't say I did.  And wouldn't I admit it if I did?  I admit that after two half-liter cans of Tuborg it did cross my mind.  But because it was a funny notion.  The lot of you reading this won't believe me either way (did he or didn't he?), but I did so only because it was funny.  Did what, Benjamin?

I'm not writing anything about the music!  There was that sing-along earlier, and then the big pop star Páll Óskar who ended with the lighting of the bonfire, then Skálmöld, a Viking heavy metal band (translates into "Lawlessness") and who´d´ve thought an intensely angry Icelandic ice pick drilled into your ears would get your head nodding to the beat?  That was the only set I stayed for the entire time.  

Did I find people dropping over drunk?  Tumbling down the slopes?  Trouble getting to the Wall (to pee)?  Yeah, of course, and then medics/security would get called over to the fallen and passt out, and they pickt him up and walkt him to the recovery tents.  It was more "poor idiot let's get him to the tent" than "stupid drunk we're off to the cells".   Making out.  Of course.  Sex.  None.  Not on or near the grounds at least.  There was another team of security, G something something something Eyja written on their uniforms (which does not translate into The Night's Watch) with torches, that I noticed monitoring the Wall and what might lie behind the Wall.

I did not wait for the bonfire to go out.  I'm sure it's still smoking this morning as I write this.  

(Where's Part I?  I'm having a serious debate with myself about that one getting posted.  You may have to ask for a e-postcard for that story.)
(Having been advised, Part I will only be available upon request.)
(Having been re-advised, Part I has been posted.)



Þjóðhátíð: Part I, cont'd

Þjóðhátíð: Part I, cont'd


[Next day, the story cont'd...]


Last night, while we were introducing ourselves, Magnus, the Kicker wrappt in a sheet, his take-away wrappt in a sheet, and me, all thumbs up that between us, everything was cool, we're all friends, really, they needed me saying I was friends, needed my no-problem attitude. I think they all thought I'd rat on them, they're having a party! and it's no guests! strictly forbidden! 

Meanwhile, the man disappeared, to everyone's amazement. I actually went out to the street to find the naked man... 


(I'd told the guesthouse owner, I understand the no-guest rule, but I will not contact you if there are any or if there is any partying; these teenagers wouldn't've known that, and I'm their parents' age.) 


As it turns out, the guy actually had a room here, and had just walkt out of his room, lay naked on the front door mat spread eagle, arm over his eyes, the other messing with his cock. All this in the time it took me to go from my room to the kitchen and back. 


The guy that kickt him in the chest to wake him up, well, both are Icelandic, but the naked man was incoherent. We never got anything useful out of him, and we'd considered throwing him out of the house. 


What he'd done was get up and walk back into his room and hide under his blanket. Even with the door open, we didn't see him.


Next morning, did we ever give him a run down again and again and again, just to be sure he was red and embarrasst. Not sure his behavior will change. But that's for the better. A better story. 


I'm really glad we didn't think to photograph any of this. No 20 year old needs that on the internet. It's kinda creepy to post that kinda stuff anyway, in my opinion. It's not funny anymore.



Þjóðhátíð: Part I


Þjóðhátíð: Part I

Just a very quick post before I turn in at 03:45. I pad down the hall to the kitchen to put my beer in the fridge, and when I walk back to my room, there's a completely naked man lying on the floor in the hall, arm over his eyes, hand over his cock, unsuccessfully trying to hide it. I hear voices in another room and I knock. I'm hoping they know who this is. They don't have any idea who he is, so one kicks the naked man in the chest to wake him up. Which works. And he leaves. Or rather, he disappeared

Magnus was outside on the lawn, smoking or rather, waiting until his roommate's take-away left. He saw me come into the house, but he didn't see the naked man come in. And no one saw the naked man leave. 


Friday, 1 August 2014

Þjóðhátíð: Eagle Air

Eagle Air to Vestmannaeyjar

I've come to the conclusion that a good number of small posts about my trip and weekend to Vestmannaeyjar is the best option for me.  And you.

Starting with the prop plane ride not 20 minutes long, from Reykjavík's domestic airport, I'm flying there, which is slightly more expensive than the three hour bus ride to the ferry landing and hour's ferry crossing.  Taking into consideration that time is money...

At check-in, I have my paper receipt, but she hardly looks at it and finds my name in the computer and prints off a small "electronic ticket", which is like a paper receipt from the grocery register, with my name misspelt, with seat assignment 4A.  I put my luggage on a scale and it's thrown on the dolly and I'm free to sit down in the small lobby with regular wooden chairs and wait for 15:45.  I'm there at the appointed 30 minutes before, but people are still walking in to get their boarding pass at 15:45.  Note, I made no mention of baggage inspection.  No confirmation that I indeed was Benjavin Doyle.  No looking into my carry-ons, or stopping to tell me two is too many. 
The couple on the other side of the room, they're opening a tall can of Viking beer to share.   



Finally a boarding call, just the word "Vestmannaeyjar" and we file out the door on the tarmac to our prop plane.  There is no under the seat storage, but there are seatbelts.  There's no stewardess in a fashionable scarf.  No one to explain how to use a seatbelt (don't you get tired of that explanation?), no one to explain how to use the oxygen mask should there be a loss of cabin pressure. 
The captain and his co-pilot are in the cockpit, only separated from us by a curtain, which remains open.  Fun to watch how to fly a plane.  LOTS of buttons, which I really believe they just press randomly and hope for the best.  The captain makes an announcement, only in íslensku.  Then a few minutes later, another announcement.  THIS time in íslensku.  Then we taxi to the runway.

There's no cabin-pressure explanation because we won't get cabin pressure.  We're simply not going to fly high enough except to make your ears pop a few times.  There's a couple in front drinking that same beer.  I had a left side window, so I could see the main island, but nothing lookt familiar, which was sad ("oh look, it's Ingólfshöfði!"), and suddenly the captain makes another announcement, again only in íslensku.  Which was refreshing for some reason.  And then begins the descent.  We can tell that already, because he's changing that lever back.  We've landed and we taxi to the terminal, a man rolls a trolley into, we grab whatever bag is in the pile....

If you're thinking, wow, the security is lax in Iceland or they're certainly naïve, take another point of view: Icelanders have near zero crime and it's one of the safest places on the planet, if not the most.  One reason for the zero crime is that everyone is related to someone who knows someone related to someone who's related to.... There's not much you can get away with here.

I got a hitch into town without even asking.  My stay at Gistiheimilið Hlíðarás on Faxastígur is going to be great.  I'm kindly greeted by Hrefna Ósk.  I ask about the pronunciation of everything, and they're impresst, so I am too.  (I really have been trying.)  I'm One of Seven here, and the only one not from Iceland. She makes it very clear: no guests and no partying. 

I need to be off now to the state-controlled alcohol store where prices are reasonable.  Otherwise, this trip will bankrupt me.  A pub beer is easily $10.  And the only point of this festival is to get wasted.